insert tension *here*

Okay, I've been doing some research. If I will listen to jazz, become Jewish, convert to liberalism, make a lot more or a lot less money, start playing tennis, take up smoking and drink a bit more, I will have approximately 100% more sex than I currently do. Sounds great.

Jazz listeners 30% more sex

Jews or agnostics 20% more sex

Extreme liberals more sex

Rich and poor have more sex than middle class

Extracurricular activities = more sex (tv counts)

Smokers 10% more sex

Drinkers 20% more sex